January 2012
4 posts
December 2011
13 posts
Anonymous asked: You are so beautiful :) tehehehehe
I'll probably regret doing this but...
It’s been a while since I done this so let’s see what it brings! I daresay it will be nothing as Tumblr is barely used these days. Or at least, I barely use it.
http://blackhollywood.tumblr.com/ask
“If I were to get into a fight, the very first thing I’d do would be kick my Dad...”
– Adam Sloan, 2011
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November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
16 posts
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Well Jesse from Glee is Gay!
Life officially wants the gays to follow me about forever!
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Will Power!
I need some of it.
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Easily Persuaded...
8.30 p.m.
Mum: Natalie, d'ya want a chinese?
Me: At this time?!?! :O
Mum: ...Yeah...
Me: Yeah OK.
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So...
I think I just accidentally called some random guy’s number. I met him on a night out but since I’m a loser and get no calls his number was near the top of the list and my phone seems to say that I called him…he may or may not have heard me and my Mum talking about asphyxiation…
Now I’m the asphyxiation girl.
Natalie
(By the by me and my Mum don’t always...
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So I've been Hitting the Gym, Guys...
Ya know, pumping some iron, running the treadmill, doing some serious crunches…I’ve concluded that going to the gym is a lot like going to the bathroom in the middle of a wild party. Not to go to the toilet as such, but just to have a wee think.
I’ve joined for three months so damn it I better be freakin’ ripped by Christmas. Just in time to eat five turkeys. Awesome.
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September 2011
12 posts
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Life is too short to not take Chances...
As horribly trite as this expression is, sometimes -when you least expect it- it hits you with the force of Thor’s hammer right in the face. I should probably take heed of this expression more in the future and learn to take a few risks…
Oddities...
So as most people know I watch a lot of weird sh!t on TV. Well today was no exception. As we speak I’m watching a show on SkyAnytime called ‘Oddities.’ Needless to say, true to the name, the show is odd.
Essentially it’s about these people who run a shop that sells odd things for very very odd people. Some of the stuff they sell include: a mummified cat, a straight jacket,...
“Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and...”
– Genuinely one of the funniest FML’s I’ve ever read. I just had to stop myself from chortling and ended up half-wheezing, half-snorting in my attempts. Needless to say the room full of people I was trying not to laugh in front of ended up thinking me no less weird.
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August 2011
25 posts
Last Night I had the Strangest Dream...
I dreamt that I lived on a street with a whole bunch of celebrities.
Helena Bonham Carter owned a dress shop down the street where I frequently bought lots of strange dresses. At one point she told me a secret that I had to keep, but I don’t remember what the secret was. We became friends nonetheless.
Tom Cruise was also in my dream, playing my love interest. Though he wasn’t Tom...
