Dear Lady Gaga,

I love your music. However, in your new song ‘Bad Romance,’ I think it would be better if you changed some lyrics. In particular, during the verse when you sing ‘I want you in my room when your baby is sick,‘  it would be better if you sang ‘I want your bone marrow when your baby is sick.’ Not only would this compliment the dark and freaky nature of the song, it would also help portray the depth of this so-called ‘Bad Romance,’ as a love that is so strong that is almost disturbing.

Thank you for listening.

Natalie.

Bone Marrow

I Enjoy...

Matthew Bradley’s themed display pictures. First Hallowe’en, now Christmas. Reminds me that the festive season is nigh’. Wish I could be bothered doing themed display pictures…

undithered: The helmet with goggles at the market look a bit like this, only better. Damn I would look cool… Right Kris, that’s it! I am getting you this hat. Obviously it’s the thing you want most so it wins between my two other options, which were: Series one of Sabrina the Teenage Witch or Adopting a Dolphin for you. The reason I have to tell you this is because if I don’t you’re gonna go buy it yourself. DO NOT BUY IT! I’ll buy it for you :)

undithered:

The helmet with goggles at the market look a bit like this, only better. Damn I would look cool…

Right Kris, that’s it! I am getting you this hat. Obviously it’s the thing you want most so it wins between my two other options, which were: Series one of Sabrina the Teenage Witch or Adopting a Dolphin for you. The reason I have to tell you this is because if I don’t you’re gonna go buy it yourself. DO NOT BUY IT! I’ll buy it for you :)

Whyyyy?

It’s like my stomach and my head are saying two separate things! My stomach is saying ‘Whyyyy Natalie, Whyyyy?! I can’t handle this much food I’m only the size of an average fist!’ whilst my head is saying ‘Nom nom nom EAT you! EAT! I am not satisfied with a fist, I want a headful!’ The result…not good. Currently feeling like

This may see random and a little bit stalker-ish, but I was looking through Dave’s flickr and came across this nice picture of Cheryl! This is a really nice wee pitcher! Sorry for embarassing you Cheryl haha I just thought it looked very nice.

This may see random and a little bit stalker-ish, but I was looking through Dave’s flickr and came across this nice picture of Cheryl! This is a really nice wee pitcher!

Sorry for embarassing you Cheryl haha I just thought it looked very nice.

I Did Something Devious

I did something shameful.

I got a sample of the Estee Lauder double wear foundation in ‘shell,’ at Forestside about a week ago…but it’s running out. So today I went to Lisburn and I…asked for ANOTHER sample, pretending I’d never tried it before…shameful.

but it’s 10 DAYS worth for free! I’m only human.

Back to School!

Jennifer and I went back to school for the day! Well, not the day, more like for about 15 minutes trying to get Mr. Williamson and Mr. Doey. Whenever I found Mr. Williamson he seemed so pleased to see me and couldn’t wait to write my reference for me. “I’m so glad I still have time to write it for you!” Aww I was touched by his enthusiasm. Being back at school made me very nostalgic, even though I was there a few months ago. I kinda wanted to talk to Miss. Millsy but couldn’t really be bothered making conversation at that time of the morning. I hope I get to go in again at some point and talk to more teachers though, even Mr. O’Hara. Might be interesting to see what his classes are doing now haha.

Natalie

At ‘The Ridges,’ Ohio Mental Asylum. On December 1, 1978, a female patient named Margaret Schilling disappeared from one of the active wards. On January 12, 1979, they found her body in the abandoned top floor of ward N. 20. Apparently her body left a stain on the floor of the ward that can be seen to this day. It’s one of those things that is just a bit weird because they tried cleaning it, but it keeps coming back. This reminds me of fifth year when Kris and I used to spend our time looking at pictures of abandoned places. It’s so interesting!

At ‘The Ridges,’ Ohio Mental Asylum.

On December 1, 1978, a female patient named Margaret Schilling disappeared from one of the active wards. On January 12, 1979, they found her body in the abandoned top floor of ward N. 20.

Apparently her body left a stain on the floor of the ward that can be seen to this day. It’s one of those things that is just a bit weird because they tried cleaning it, but it keeps coming back.

This reminds me of fifth year when Kris and I used to spend our time looking at pictures of abandoned places. It’s so interesting!

In Belfast tonight at ‘Cafe Vaudeville’ practicing our smiles and our salsa. Nice moves guys :) ho ho ho!

It sits outside our house. It’s cute, fluffy, possibly pregnant…but it just. won’t. let. me. PET ITT!!

It sits outside our house. It’s cute, fluffy, possibly pregnant…but it just. won’t. let. me. PET ITT!!